THE FRIED BRAIN FACTORY

Chaotic tools, ebooks, and merch for brains that are always buffering.

Welcome to the Factory Floor

If your brain runs on caffeine, chaos, and questionable decisions… you’re in the right place.

This is the official shop for:

  • ADHD‑coded ebooks

  • gremlin‑energy digital tools

  • meltdown‑prevention guides

  • podcast merch

  • “my brain is a raccoon” apparel

  • chaotic stickers, mugs, and nonsense

Everything here is built for humans whose brains refuse to cooperate but still insist on doing the most.

Digital Chaos Tools & Ebooks:

Podcast Merch

Rep the chaos proudly.

This section is for:

  • Hovering podcast merch

  • Fried Brain Factory apparel

  • mugs, stickers, shirts

  • “brain fried but trying” designs

  • gremlin‑core quotes

  • ADHD humor

If your brain is a raccoon with Wi‑Fi, you’ll find something here

A Note From M

Hi, I’m M. Pederson — founder of this ridiculous little factory.

I built this shop because my brain is a gremlin with a caffeine addiction, and honestly? It deserved merch.

If your brain is also fried, frazzled, dramatic, or running on vibes… welcome to the crew.

Take what you need. Laugh at the rest. Come back when your brain remembers this page exists.